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Hi, I’m Michel.

Almost 20 years of building software. I’ll spare you the CV. Now I read what your AI wrote, and tell you what I’d fix before anyone else finds it.

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Michel Wehrli, drawn as a halftone comic portrait

Michel Wehrli

Role
Code medic
Building software
Almost 20 years
Based in
Switzerland
Reads
What your AI wrote

Records

Receipts

  1. Led the frontend of one of Switzerland's biggest event platforms.

    Eventfrog, for years.

    Hand-coded, pre-AI

  2. Built the ticket scanner for a 25,000-person event. In three months.

    Works offline, syncs every scanner live, blocks duplicate tickets. Not a single hitch, and it has run every weekend since.

    Hand-coded, pre-AI

  3. Built a global product alone. No investors.

    Chronoscout: 15,100+ watches, 1,290+ collectors.

  4. Caught a six-figure rebuild before it happened.

    A code review for a funded startup.

  5. Replaced a company's giant spreadsheet with a CRM. Still running.

    Built in six months, kept growing for nine years and counting.

    Hand-coded, pre-AI

  6. Sold my own AI model as an API in 2019.

    Built and trained in three weeks over Christmas. Three years before ChatGPT.

    Hand-coded, pre-AI

  7. Shipped a booking app for iOS and Android. One codebase, three months.

    For a sim-racing lounge. Full stack: the app, the backend and the push notifications.

    Hand-coded, pre-AI

And a few I can’t name.

Why me

  1. I build with AI every day

    I know how fast these tools are, and exactly where they cut corners, because I have cleaned up after them myself.

  2. Your stack is my stack

    TypeScript, Node.js, React, Next.js, Remix, SQL. The same things Lovable, Bolt, v0 and Cursor write for you.

  3. I speak founder

    Most people I work with are not engineers. You get what matters, in plain English, in the order you should fix it.

How I work

Software does the first pass. Then I go through your actual code, throw out the false alarms, find what the tools missed, prove the dangerous parts on your live app, and write down what matters, in order.

I sign off every report myself. Read a sample report.

Let me check yours.

From $149 for the first 10 customers (10 left). Ready within 2 business days. If the Safety Scan finds no problem rated medium or worse, you pay nothing.

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